Louie (Vicki's dog) Says

If Dogs Send Letters to God...

Dear God,

When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God, These are just some of the things I must remember (in order to keep my present living arrangements):